Opinion: How I Would Fix The Worst MCU TV Show

 

She-Hulk: Attorney At Law is possibly the worst Disney show of all time. But instead of just getting rid of it, I think it can be fixed. Here's how:


(PLGNN) - I've loved Marvel all my life. Since I was born, I was dressing up as Hawkeye, Captain America, or Spider-Man, and it's definitely been a big part of my life. When Marvel's Phase 4 came around after the cinematic masterpiece that is Avengers Endgame, I was quite interested. I saw the obvious quality decline with Multiverse of Madness and Black Widow, I was quite bored through WandaVision and Falcon and Winter Soldier. I loved Moon Knight, and it's definitely my favorite Marvel show of all time. I also founded Ms. Marvel and Hawkeye to be enjoyable. When the trailer for She-Hulk: Attorney At Law came out, I knew it was going to be terrible. When it officially came out, I didn't watch it. My friend watched it, and told me it wasn't good. But finally, right before the final two episodes came out, I quickly binged the entire show. Surprisingly, I found it to be okay. Now, for a Marvel show, it was horrible. But as something you mindlessly watch whilst going on your phone, it wasn't that bad.

There was one major problem with the show though: It didn't seem to fit with the Marvel projects. It seemed to just be a lame attempt by Disney to add a female Hulk. The way she got her powers was incredibly stupid, and the main villains being a social media influencer and a group of 4chan losers is by far the absolute worst opposition I've ever seen in any form of digital media. The Hulks character was significantly downgraded after Avengers Endgame, and seeing two Hulks with dumb looks didn't really help the iconic character. The plot of She-Hulk: Attorney at Law was so idiotic that the final episode was She-Hulk traveling through the Disney+ main menu to tell Kevin Feige it was bad. It's too late to pretend this horrible show never happened, but I believe I could fix it with a second season.

First, She-Hulk would have a hit placed on her. The hit has to be placed by some actual terrorist group with the intentions of causing actual hurt to super heroes, and not end up being a hit placed by the average Reddit user. She would be attack in her office at her law firm right as she's finishing up for the night. The owners of the firm would fire her, saying she's a risk to other lawyers' safety. After this, She-Hulk would fall into a state of depression. Now, if you'll remember that she got her powers from the Hulk's blood after their road trip car crash, and we're going to use that to create a plot similar to that of Insomniac's Spider-Man 2 video game. She-Hulk will realize that she's slowly being corrupted by the blood, and the reason her cousin (The Hulk) hasn't been corrupted is due to the gamma radiation that gave him his powers. This will cause She-Hulk to become increasingly more violent, brutally killing low level criminals. Her friends will come to her with this knowledge, but she'll refuse to believe them due to her deep desire to be a super hero like her cousin and being an important female hero. Everything hits its braking point though when she ends up killing her best friend, and Hulk realizes he has to step in to save her. They end in a fight, where the Hulk is holding back due to not wanting to kill her, and She-Hulk is fighting hard, due to the corrupted blood making her try to kill the Hulk to be the only one. The Hulk ends up winning, and removes the blood from her and injects it back into himself to prevent anyone else from getting it in the future, and in doing so ends up back in the form of the Hulk from the first two Avengers films that we all know and love.

It's a pretty basic story, but it might fix the nightmare of a show that Disney and Marvel created. So what do you all think? Would you watch this?
Phineas Glover

Phineas Glover is the Chief Executive Officer at PLGNN.

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